Marcus plays on the right wing once and this happens
I think at this point United would be well advised to bring in Shamans. The club must be cursed, this entire season is like one never-ending nightmare so far.
…that being said, as a Galatasaray fan I’m legally obliged to say that I hope that the on-field performances don’t get better any time soon
United really coming for the FC Hollywood title.
Since Messi and Neymar left PSG we naturally jumped up the ladder. We were next in line
Don’t give us too much credit. We’re more like FC Reality TV
This is Bollywood and Hollywood combined already
Dane to Getafe! Here we go!
His brother was charged with Domestic Violence.
At least one Rashford can hit a target
The united way!
United fans about to claim someone just put their foot under his when he was taking a step.
Not new to Man United
In fact they might even sign Dane Rashford now!
Club legend status secured.
He was previously arrested for hanging out with TAA’s brother.
LOL you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried
United are challenging barca for europe biggest drama queen.
Challenging? They’ve far surpassed Barca in the dramatics
Barca’s bribing case creates a lot of drama.
lmfao. did you start following this season?
At least Barça’s drama is fun with Tebas and levers. United’s drama is somehow always related to domestic abuse which is just sad
Just wait until Piques next interview!
United are an absolute fecal catastrophe of a club and its glorious
I thought it was a joke that he was Rashford’s brother and it was just a coincidence they shared the same surname
Nah if you see his face you know they’re related.
would be a pretty weird/shit joke even by r/soccer standards
I’m a member of r/soccercirclejerk and it would be a high brow joke over there. Mainly because it didn’t mention Benzema 15
that sub stopped being funny since they normalized being a yankee.
Holy shit Marca.com has the most aggressively annoying cookie settings of any website I’ve ever been to.
Do you use your existing PR firm in this situation or get a new one? Surely the current one is already working overtime.
We’re like three posts away from a ‘Ten Hag caught mainlining heroin’ article.
And it still won’t be the worst news to come out from the club
A 53 year old male suspect was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
A 53 year old Manchester based football manager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
Ten Hag caught caught for his meth empire
I AM THE DANGER!
“Ten Hag part of Amsterdam-based anti-Semetic arms smuggling ring funneling Dutch missiles to Hamas”
Wasn’t this already posted last night?
Getafe here we go?