Need a collection of all our Emitares goals

Arteta scoring the 500th goal is just perfection

patino is class mate

Does it seem mad to anyone else that Patino’s was 100 goals ago? Seems like a lot but feels like it was only the other week

The look of the stadium is surprisingly different in those first couple. Changing the grey barriers to red and then adding in the flags and other decorations has really made it feel more like home

Man I had forgotten how little van Persie used to celebrate other players’ goals. He would do the same for Holland too occasionally.

If VAR existed:

• Goal 1: Check RVP for hand ball
• Goal 100: Check Adebayor for offside
• Goal 400: Walcott impedes Krul, does not allow him to get back to his line to save Podolskis header, ruled out.
• Goal 500: Check for players storming into box before Arteta takes his shot.
• Goal 600: Sanchez in an offside position. Ruled out.
• Goal 700: Phantom foul by Mustafi. VAR check please.
• Goal 800: Nothing wrong, just David Luiz so must be ruled out.