“God chose Trump to be president”
“God didn’t choose Biden to be president”
Two things these nutters definitely believe without understanding how fucking stupid that is.
Just tell them to stop voting and let God choose. God is punishing you for voting instead of praying.
It really is a cult
Always has been
“Sir, we need a 77 year old fat lying toddler with a golden shower fetish and without dignity to solve this problem!”
lol they didn’t photoshop out his dump truck ass.
Some say he’s born with it some say it depends.
That and the lifts in his shoes that make him lean forward
I always figured he stood like that because he’s trying to hold in a turtle head. That, or someone told him it makes him look less fat.
The lifts would make sense, since he is so sensitive about that, and lying about his height (and weight).
Is this a real picture? Seems modified or else he would fall over. Maybe he’s standing uphill?
You think a helicopter can land on a hill?
That’s real. He leans forward like that because apparently it helps to hide his fatness.
It makes him look like the front half of a centaur.
Don’t You think he would fall over? He looks like he’s doing the Smooth Criminal lean. And you had to have shoes bolted to the ground for that.
I have no problem feeding him to the lions except no lion deserves that …
They’re going to die of bronze poisoning.
the job: being eaten by a large lion.
yes, i would vote for trump for this position also
Aslan??
Only Lion Jesus can save us from the Orange One
Is God the giant lion or the tornado?
The job is lion chow, right?
The job is tactical attack lion.
The fuck is even supposed to be happening here?
- Trump facing down a lion
- a lion is a symbol of Christ
- therefore, Trump facing down Christianity
Lol that tracks
If a Peter Molyneux’s Black&White-style lion god descended from the heavens and demanded human sacrifices, I think Trump would be perfect for that job
I love how 100% of the inspirational graphics of Trump are bizarre photoshop art rather than anything that actually happened.
To include his own goofy nft cards.
Very cringe but slightly ironic since a lot of scripture in the bible refers to Satan as a roaring lion.
Strategic alliance between Trump CHUDs and vore guys
WTAF. A failed game show host is perfect for the job?
