If your logistics network can ensure a supply of Big Macs and XBoxes and recreational niceties to your far-flung military outposts in peacetime, it can ensure a supply of weapons, ammunition, medical supplies and such when the shit hits the fan. Also, your troops, eating their cheeseburgers on an obscure Pacific atoll, know this and have better morale.
I was about to say no we really do this.
McTechnical?
McHalf-Track
Behold the ice cream fleet
Who needs a political officer when you have a McHalftrack?
US halftracks are a fucking vibe
The M is for Machine.
Seems like a missed opportunity: you could hook up the boiling oil to a water cannon.
Zoom in- “Happy Sherman Meal” is the Where’s Waldo of the day. Can you find it? I knew you could!
Bonus NonCredibleDefense: long-term advertising works.