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I remove my clothes and begin running towards it as fast as I can
I’m do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
Get the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.
That’ll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
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a-la-ka-blam
Haha exactly. Bonus points if your shotty has a 117 round tube.
It’s 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don’t require manually pumping to action the bolt.
But you lose the dramatic effect
The dramatic effect is witnessing the trespassing creep transform instantly into pink mist and various chunks of unidentified meat.
And then you find out it was the two neighbor kids in a coat.
