It reminds me of that old Honda riding instructions Engrish thing that circulated a few years ago.

HOW TO MOTORCYCLES

1962 Safety Rules from Honda

Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book Translated by

Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider

1. At the rise ofthehandby Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or

otherwise disrespect him.

1. I."hen a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn trumpet

melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage. tootel him with vigor

and express by mrd of mouth, waming Hi, Hi.

1. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass

him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go smoothingly by.

1. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid

entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

1. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press

the brake foot as you roll around the comers, and save the collapse and tie

up.