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Horses produce roughly 10 gallons of saliva per day!
That, I didn’t want to know.
We should use horse saliva as a humane milk replacement.
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Unlike humans, horses aren’t able to vomit!
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A horse’s heart typically weighs 4–4.5kg (around 2lbs) and is about the size of a basketball!
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Thoroughbred horse semen is the most expensive liquid in the world!
But my friends don’t appreciate it when I order shots of it instead of tequila.
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If you see a horse with a red ribbon tied to its tail, stay back – it’s a kicker!
Who had the balls to tie the ribbon on the tail of a kicker lol
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The one horse fact I know is that violin bows (and presumably all viol* and string bass bows) use tail hair from male horses, never female, to avoid using pee-drenched hairs.
TIL a horse can grow a better stache than me.
Today we both learned something.
Is anybody making horsestache wax? Could be an untapped market!
Some Syrian well groomed horses could open a horse barber shop with leather aprons and straight egde blades
… damn. Well done op, I’m not sure how I got this old without knowing this. Hella random, sure, but it’s … a horse with a moustache. I mean, c’mon.
Apparently they’re a sensory system, like a cat’s whiskers.
Classy
This is now automatically a great day.
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Hmm I mustache a question as this intrigues me
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I stared at that image and could not tell wtf it was. Looks like a dogs belly but there is weird hair where the legs should be.
It’s a horse’s nose, with a moustache (the “weird hair”). The other pictures in the link OP provided make it easier to understand for people who aren’t familliar with what horse noses look like. Example:
looks like he’s giving me one more chance to pay him back before his Shetlands come round to rearrange my knees.
Nothing is more pleasing to the touch than a horse’s nose. Okay, vulva is pretty amazing too.
That escalated quickly.
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Mesdames et messieurs, je vous présente “une merveilles”
I made that grammatical error deliberately.