Trossard is like a duracell battery: full of energy
Havertz is like a battery that’s run out of charge :/
Calling Saliba a Rolls Royce is unfair. He’s actually one of those one off custom supercars seriously wealthy people have.
Why are we treating our 65mil signing like a special need kid? He just isn’t good enough…
Martinelli has looked excellent but the final ball hasn’t really been there unfortunately.
The thing that stood out the most to me is how advanced Rice is. Shades of Xhaka but still has work to do to play there effectively imo.
Trossard’s in the room
Can we take a moment to laugh a Man U lmao
Martinelli live wire. Saka and Trossard combining beautifully.
White has been a bit off the boil for a while. Not bad here but….
Havertz, feels like Willian all over again. First header…less said the better.a Then he was hiding from the ball IN THE 18 the next time around. Playing with him on is at best, playing with 10 1/2 players. He does a lot of stuff off the ball, practically nothing on it — routine passes back, timid shots….maybe he needs time with a therapist and at a donkey sanctuary,
great control of the match but fuck me chance creation is dire
Can anyone still defend starting stationary Eddie over Trossard after seeing how fluid he is and how much it opens things up for Martinelli
Martinelli is having a lot of fun, man just loves playing in UCL
Our best first half of the season, should have scored more. (Kai 🥲)
Trossard doing a great Jesus impression
Hoping Martinelli can grab at least an assist, if not a goal - absolutely demolishing them
Martinelli is incredible man
Nelli is on crack today. Crosses could’ve been better but he’s just absolutely mauling their RB.