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    1 year ago

    I kinda want to lie so hard, I end up being hired for a job I can’t even do. Just to see what that’s like.

    “I graduated med school magna cum laude. I’ve performed over 3 dozen heart transplants. I once successfully implanted a monkey’s brain in the body of a dog.”