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minus-squareThe Giant Korean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down3·11 months agoIntelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don’t go into a fruit salad.
minus-squarealmost1337@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·11 months agoCharisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad
minus-squareCoderKat@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoStrength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.
minus-squarempa92643@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoWhat if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoRules are meant to be broken.
Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don’t go into a fruit salad.
Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad
Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.
What if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?
Then it’s ketchup
Rules are meant to be broken.