Hey everyone. This international break is one of few times I can find unity with my father on the topic of football despite the fact that we’re both passionate Arsenal supporters. The club’s been passed down the family for a long time and the consequent result has been my dad and I constantly chattering on about the role of Kai Havertz. For some reason he fails to understand the role of raumdeuter despite all the Thomas Müller interviews I’ve been sending him. Every time we’ve watched a match together I’ve tried pointing out the third man runs Kai is making and the resultant space we get in zone 14 to him and he just doesn’t want to see it.
What’s the problem? How can I translate Havertz’s subtlety to him?
that’s the neat part you don’t
Crossing the boundary with my dad.
Don’t worry you’re probably not the first.
Sigh. Where’d i put the tissues
Let me know when you figure it out. I have to cross the boundary with some people in the DD
Have you tried taking him to zone 14 and raumdeuter him yourself? He can’t understand what he hasn’t experienced.
Yes! You need to teach him how to occupy those holes on the pitch
the headline has double entendre written all over it, which it shouldn’t at all considering you’re talking abt your own daddy
I say you agree to disagree. When he starts banging them in, you look like a genius.
I can pass along my number. I’d love to complain about Havertz with him.
His role is irrelevant he’s not good at it and the games has evolved he needs to do more
I feel bad for your dad
I’m shocked how many people are thinking this is serious.
let me give you some life advice
if you’re interested in having a positive relationship with your pops and you genuinely dont have a good reason to piss on his feet, i’d shut the fuck up around him from time to time
Let me be real with you. Your dads right. Kai’s been a flop so far.