Some of you people need to lower your expectations. Your best player can miss a penalty or make a stupid challenge and you’ll defend them to the death but God forbid a referee should make a mistake every now and again.

There’s a desperate need to be outraged by everything that doesn’t go in one’s favour. Understand this, none of you are important, your football team isn’t important. The mere fact we exist at all with all the sheer luck involved in us being here is a miracle, yet you chose to focus your collective psyche on football referees rather than enjoying yourself. Go and look at some nature and have a really deep think about how pathetic you are.