Peter Crouch. He’d be a normal height.

Phil Jones, you know you know

Adama Traore, that dudes arms could make him faster than he is with his legs.

I swear to god, the questions around here keep getting dumber and dumber.

Lmao, love the question

My money goes to Suarez for having significant non-leg contribution in the World Cup. Imagine how good he’d use his hands if he didn’t have the legs

Diego Maradona

EASY

Pippo Inzaghi. Let him sleep in the 6 yard box and somehow he’d still score.

Yall cant be getting this bored during international breaks.

Suarez, good at using his hands AND his teeth

Players like Les Ferdinand, Crouch, Klose, Gerd Muller etc.

You could just rephrase this as target man who was great at headers without needing to move much.