Hey all,
I’m thinking of applying to be the next manager of the Irish football team. So far, from practicing in front of the mirror, I’ve perfected the constant rubbing of my nose, the vacant look in to the distance, and the looks like I cut it myself haircut. Through assistance from friends, I’ve become a master of not answering questions I’m asked, taking many long uncomfortable pauses, and having the vocal skills of Sloth from The Goonies. I’ve also developed a nice paunchy belly and wear long sleeve t-shirts with three buttons, tight fitting of course. I have a constant smirk on my face, kinda looks like I got the answers to the test while everyone else studied all night…
Am I missing anything?? I’m pretty sure I’ve got a good chance. What do you guys think?
In order to be like Kenny u will need to be shit In interviews. U will need to give 12 year olds their debut bc that’s all u care abt. To be better than Kenny tho,it won’t be hard at all. All u need to do is win against teams ranked 100 and lower bc Kenny couldn’t fucking do thst