• Nate@programming.dev
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    11 months ago

    If I can clock in on the shitter that’s where I’d clock in every morning

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      11 months ago

      “Nate, we need to talk about your login locations.”

      “What’s wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn’t be used?”

      “Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it’s the gents’ room on Mondays, the ladies’ one on Tuesdays, the disabled’s one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles’ private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?”