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  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    “M’lady, may I gently suggest you trim the hedges of your nethers?”

    Serious answer:

    I was the lady in this situation.

    Just say you’d love it if she trimmed tight or shaved. She can always say no, you aren’t attacking her, just expressing a preference. Same as if she said she’d love you to shave, right?

    • nifty@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Yeah, I think just saying “I’d love it if you were trimmed/shaved rn” works for majority of women. As for me, I have neurodivergent tendencies and I like clear messages, so even a “can you shave” wouldn’t be offensive (to me).