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  • KinNectar@kbin.run
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    11 months ago

    Tell her the neighborhood is holding a competition of lushest carpet, and you need to take some pictures.

    Forge a letter from the HOA issuing a citation for an improperly kept “private front lawn”.

    Tell her you have developed a new kink, waxing Dom.

    Buy her a thong bikini and tell her you have entered her into the Ms. Rec Center competition in two days time.