She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.
You came in that?
You’re braver than I thought.
It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.
No, that’s pretty accurate either way.
So a tardis
Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it’s an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk
She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
If you ride her through the black hole she’ll moan and complain but probably finish the journey
She’s designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one
Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea…
Is your girlfriend the titan submersible
She’s old, but she’ll get your there.
Get my what there?
On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.
It’s an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.
“She’s a beauty”
I’ve never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.
I’m going where no man has gone before.
She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.
Looks like it’s back heavy but it’ll do.