Monsters don’t age well, drugs or not
I saw the Stones last year in Hyde Park. Mick Jagger is a walking (well, running) ad for every drugs he’s done.
(Jokes aside, he works out a lot)
I heard he does an hour of vocal warm-ups each day. I’m still amazed at how good live the Stones still are. Being this healthy at 80 doesn’t come easy, and I don’t think he’s done drugs in a while! (Keith Richards quit cocaine and alcohol around 2008 after falling off a tree he was climbing)
I hate Mitch as much as the next person, but he fucking survived polio. He could be mumbling incoherently at this point and it would still be a huge personal and medical triumph. That’s not to say he should still be in office, but mocking his neurological condition after having survived one of the worst nerve-infecting diseases is in extremely poor taste.
So is backing legislature that revokes human rights.
He can eat shit for all I care. Idgaf what he survived he’s a dog shit human being.
Then mock him for that, kind of my point. There’s a million things you could make fun of the piece of shit about. Going for low blows not only doesn’t address why he’s a terrible senator, but makes it look like our best argument against him is his cognitive decline.
Counter: Do all the drugs!
You’re right, where’s Keith?
In the Lazurus pit, where else?
Before it’s too late!
raises hand
“What year was the photo taken?”
1913 and 1730, respectively.
Yeah but he sold his soul to the Devil, and that’s why he looks like an half-baked turtle getting out of the butthole of a sheep at 81
What did Taco Bell do to catch a stray like that?
I think this has more to do with how they sleep at night more than drugs.