• Gork@lemm.ee
    4·
    10 个月前

    Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.

    The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.

    It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.

    • clevercrab@lemm.ee
      3·
      10 个月前

      Pros:

      • Increased voter turnonout
      • Hearing your candidate won in a “white out”

      Cons:

      • Even longer lines at polling places
      • Mail-in ballots need special envelopes
      • unalivejoy@lemm.eeEnglish
        4·
        10 个月前

        If you have low volume, don’t even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch “performance” enhancing drugs.