• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Touching even a molecule of fentanyl will cause your internal organs to immediately shut down and turn to jelly.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10 months ago

      Cops talking about Fentanyl are like Stanley Goodspeed in The Rock talking about “VX Gas.”

      Your muscles freeze, you can’t breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out. But that’s after your skin melts off.

      VX nerve agent isn’t a gas, and it won’t melt your skin off or make you spit your guts out or break your back, although the rest is accurate. You’ll spasm and suffocate.

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      10 months ago

      Oh shit how’d I survive the 4 micrograms I was given in an ambulance a few months ago…? Was it a miracle? Am I actually a ghost?! I need to know!