• starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Holy cow, how did I never think about saving my money? It’s such an obvious solution! I can save so much by just saving! Sure, after rent, bills, and other expenses I only make about $100 of profit every month, but if I just save that $100, I’ll only have to work 16 years for every year I’m retired. By the time I hit 96, I’ll have enough saved to live to the age of 100! And then when you factor in high interest savings accounts, I could even retire at 95!

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      8 months ago

      Yeah yeah. I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to all the idiots in this thread who refuse to save money even though they could

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                8 months ago

                I didn’t even make it past the first paragraph. You legitimately made a terrible insult, then told them to take a seat because you’re better at shit talking. For the future, don’t brag about talking shit as a forn of talking shit. It just comes off as insecure and really kills it.

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                  8 months ago

                  I didn’t even make it past the first paragraph.

                  Figured. I’m just glad you’re making progress at literacy.

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                8 months ago

                You’re the one who can’t link something right and you come and behave like this? You shouldn’t be a member of the human race.

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                    8 months ago

                    Unfortunately for us both I am a human. Not something I am proud of being and you have decided today to make yourself one of the numerous reasons I am not proud to be a human.

                    Imagine being dependent on external sources of Vitamin C? It’s truly disappointing considering most other living things are capable of such a function. Even worse imagine lacking that and having the gumption to call yourself the most important species on the planet, while also commiting genocide against members of your own spices, and trashing the planet. Humanity is assuredly a messed up species.