• xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I’ve got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family’s faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)

    But I realize now - I’m yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!

    SOMEONE FIGHT ME!

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      8 months ago

      Would you like a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument, or the full half hour?

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      8 months ago

      What are you obsessed over?

      I bet it’s something stupid. You’re a big fat dummy head!

      … I might be bad at this as well.

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        8 months ago

        It’s fine, you’re doing well. You just need a few comments back and forth, then you start your fourth comment with “well, actually I think you’ll find…”.

        On the fifth comment, you need to attack a minor spelling or grammatical error they have made.

        Sixth comment, try and sound like you’re reasonable, and they’re obviously not… then it’s a race!

        First person to compare their opponent to “basically Hitler” wins!

        You should receive between 100 and 1000 argument XP, depending on the level of your opponent (you get about 10% more for a victory, but you can still level up if you lose every time).

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        8 months ago

        1000002335 actual pic of my bro n I. Not cool man 1- proof I have actual family not fake and 2- offensive description of my actual existence bro, not cool if I could change how I look I would’ve years ago but Verizon got me locked in with that killer speed proprietary to my sick hardware, nothing I cloud do. T9 will always be faster that touch keyboards you can’t convince me otherwise

        (Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)