No one is going to top the actual sign.
otoh, here’s an old medical student joke.
Two med students are talking. One says “When I graduated harvard with a 3.9 GPA I was arrogant. Now that I’ve learned humility, I’m perfect.”
Man there are some great doctors, and I have met some of them having been at the hospital three times now for short stays.
There are some awful doctors as well, and usually the quality of their medical knowledge is bad but their personal quality is much worse.
I wish I hadn’t met those as well.
Everyone I know in the health field says that ‘Scrubs’ is a documentary.
put the lime
in the coconut
Don’t quote me.
I’m not a doctor.
“Should’ve eat your apple.”
“Only stick objects up the ass that are designed to go up the ass”
Never gonna give you up
So this problem isn’t specific to one country? One time doctor’s writing was so bad that pharmacist in store couldn’t understand it.
Can confirm it’s universal. Swearing the hippocratic oath takes away your ability to write legibly.
She gave Larry David her phone number.
Fuck the homeopathy.