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  • PeelerSheila @aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    Q: What do you call a man with a tree on his head? A: Cliff

    Q: What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head? A: Doug

    Q: What do you call a man without a shovel stuck in his head? A: Douglas

    Q: What do you call an Irishman who’s been buried for 50 years? A: Pete

    Q: What do you call a man hiding in a garbage bag full of leaves? A: Russell

    Q: What do you call a man with a picture frame around his neck? A: Art

    Q: What do you call a woman with one leg? A: Eileen

    Q: What do you call a man floating at the end of the pier? A: Bob

    Q: What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum? A: Warren