@captainlezbian@lemmy.world, Trump can reach any height with his totally accurately reported 6’3" 215lb frame!
@echodot@feddit.uk, Trump could easily wrench open any box you can imagine with his 100% for real large-man hands that are not even anything like a tiny baby’s at all!
Lock him up and Epstein away the key.
Why would you turn off the cameras and hang his key from the bars of his cell? That sounds like the easiest prison break ever
not to someone with short arms.
Nah you just gotta tie it just out of reach
Place it in a plastic box. The box opens when he learns to speak about himself in the first person. It’ll be a life sentence I’m telling you.
@captainlezbian@lemmy.world, Trump can reach any height with his totally accurately reported 6’3" 215lb frame!
@echodot@feddit.uk, Trump could easily wrench open any box you can imagine with his 100% for real large-man hands that are not even anything like a tiny baby’s at all!