I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
Speak for yourself
That’s what the “I” at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
How do you know, have you even tried?
I bet you’re not even gona fap to that
I wouldn’t go that far.
Joke’s on you. Twice, and I’m not even done reading the comments.
We get it, you’re not Jewish.
This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
I volunteer as tribute
But why ;-;
For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.
I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.
From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering
I… was not. But, thank you.
new bottom surgery just droppedWill these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend
just gonna upvote and see myself out
*Wench Revolution
Looks like ‘King Richard’ is finally gonna be executed boys!
I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…
It’s a Reductress article.
Fun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.
Teeth as told by Parisians
La Blue Girl vibes.
Just use vinegar.
Vive my pants