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Alright, that one was pretty clever lmao
This is the one time the onion has done something even a remote shred of clever. To tie into the topic of the article, I once stoned to death my pet goldfish after he was showing signs of age and that was more clever than anything that the onion has done in their near-36 year span of creating misinformation, or anything the veterinary clinic could’ve told me to do otherwise.
Hey man. It looks like you have some built up angst towards The Onion or towards this topic
It’s fine if you’re just letting some emotions out, but I just want to point out that the Onion is not trying to inform anyone. How can they spread misinformation if every article is clearly satire?
You may find it to be a terrible joke but I don’t get why this has caused you this much stress
Would you care to elaborate?
You are aware that the onion is a satire piece and that they shouldn’t be taken serious?
Let he who is without sin throw the first helicopter.
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I remember the Taliban bitching that all the materiel (helicopters, humvees, etc) the US left behind at the airport had had grenades detonated in their engine compartments
It’s really more of a buffer overflow situation at this point.
Fucking legendary.
I’ve found a lot of Onion headlines pretty mid and uninspired recently, but this one is aces. No notes.
They’ve been going pretty hard lately, it’s great
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The new ownership group is Global Tetrahedron. According to their website, they were “born of the shadows, and are committed to control in all its forms.” They’ve also donated “300,000 guns to underprivileged communities”.
My understanding is that the name itself is from older onion articles where when they needed an evil corporation name that is what they used. So they are indeed super fans.
Threw the whole fucking planet at him, he musta done something to deserve it! :P
Karma is a bitch.
Karma is fiction
I saw the crash site in an aerial photograph and it looks like a big scorch mark. As if the devil reached a burning hand up out of the ground to personally invite them all down to their final destination.
Really, no links?
His devil is everyone elses god.
Some background/ other info
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/20/1252418856/iran-interim-president-mohammad-mokhber
Actually, Iranian courts put a moratorium on stoning to death over 20 years ago, and the practice is still legal in American-allied Saudi Arabia.
Yes indeed, what about the US.
And the blinding, amputations and hanging?
Fairly positive they’re also legal in Saudi Arabia
Fkn lol
And if so much as a beast touch the mountain, it shall be stoned
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Will the zealots and their goons consider this a message from Allah, that their ways might be wrong?
Nah!When Muhammad didn’t go to the mountain…
Wait, weed is legal in Iran? Also I thought the lethal dose was too high for human consumption. A new record for us stoners I guess.
What next? Someone getting stoned to death by pluto???
Someone getting stoned to death by grass?