So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are
There’s microplastics in your urine too.
Wait so microplastics in one ball, pee in the other?
Sometimes they switch places to keep you guessing
The micro pees are in the micro P’s
So is RoundUp according to an article I read a few days ago.
They say every, but no one’s checked mine yet.
You are a heavy sleeper.
Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?
Prude
I just don’t see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.
How do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can’t have you knowing.
If I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!
They said “every testicle in study.”
Yours were not in the study.
Can you prove it?
yes.
Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi’d are not tested.
As far as you know.
Fine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample…
Pee is stored in the balls.
Big oil has literally attacked our nuts.
Big oil literally attacking
ourdeez nuts.GoteeemGotusss
We’ve obviously seen a lot of studies about the proliferation of microplastics. They seem to be in practically everything and everyone to an almost cellular level. Are there any modern studies or even just hypotheses for what the actual effects are? Has it just not been long enough for us to gather data?
Yes. Dr Shanna Swan wrote a book about it called Countdown. She’s proven that it is having a direct impact on our reproductive system as an endocrine disruptor.
Eh, humanity is overrated anyway. I’m not an extinctionist, but if we wipe ourselves out that would pretty funny and appropriate.
Honestly after watching society and social media for the last few years…just go ahead and demolish the planet to build the bypass.
Thanks for the fish.
The only way to improve the climate is to dramatically decrease the human population. If plastics are good at it, I say USE MORE PLASTICS!!!
Sure, yo go first.
I started 3D printing all the shit for a reason!
This is just not true, it’s 4 companies driving almost alll climate impacting technologies, human population has been stabilizing across the board and human race is projected to peak at 10 billion.
We have the resources to accommodate that number. It’s our technology, not the people and it’s fucking corporations.
Human population should peak below 1B.
Ah yes, im sure you have many figures and sources of why that is a fact
…and it’s totally not your opinion “that human bad and number must go down because I’m smart and cynical”
The problem is that plastics are not stable. They are constantly breaking down and releasing an array of chemicals in the process. Great, now they’re inside us too. Oh. They’re inside everything else too so yay?
This is true. I had mine tested, and there was one of my testicles that had way more microplastics than the other two.
Tested for what?
They are testes. They are still there.
How does that answer their question in any way??
Whoosh.
It’s really a bad joke and people are jerks for not explaining it.
Someone who rents a place is a renter or a rentee. The testicle is still there because it was just a testee. Or something like that.
For the genetic disorder responsible for giving him three testicles
Ligma
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
Left?
So should i recycle my sperm instead of flushing it?
You can probably use it in a 3d printer
Print my own baby. Life starts at boot up!
Spooling up filament straight out of my urethra.
I laughed so hard at this. That’s clever. Thank you. xD
Knuckle Children deserve long & fruitful lives!
PERSONHOOD FOR KNUCKLE CHILDREN NOW!!
So recycle, gotcha.
So can we call them plasticles now?
These were the testicles, here are the resulticles.
When they’re made of plastic, they’re called nuticles.
If you can’t spread your sperm, spread awareness about microplastics.
Balls of plastic. Descended from balls of steel 💪
They just don’t make em like they used to
Between the microplastics, the pfoas and other fluorine based stuff from 3M, and the lead in fuel that airplanes are still allowed to use, and the lack of a more natural diet, it’s no wonder we’re all so screwed up.
People were using lead in day to day life for thousands of years.
For thousands of years it wasn’t aerosolized. It isn’t even debated anymore. It’s a known and accepted fact that it has made people dumber.
Yeah, it was simply added directly to the food as a sweetener. No biggie…
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What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.
All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.
Wait. Both left and right?
Even the center one?
Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?
The stock photo is of plastic pieces that are too big to be considered microplastics
The microplastics are probably mostly colorless/white
Aww, was kinda hoping that at least there’d be a party in my balls.
Rub a lil icy hot on em
Just sound in some glitter
Excellent idea, my fellow intellectual! furiously destroys my own urethra with a rusty deck screw caked with shiny plastic shards
Y’know nobody forced you to write this.
My brain did.
If your idea of a good time involves masochistic discomfort, ok
This is just joshin’ around, pal
Me joshin’ around too, buddy
Where’s a good place to buy organic testicles then?
I heard the rocky mountains are good at least once you get past all the oysters
Thanks! I’ll have to see if there’s a distributor in my area.