• LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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    5 months ago

    As the CEO of Linux, I’ve had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation™ is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.

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      5 months ago

      You forgot to tell them that our head office is…

      300 Funston Ave, San Francisco, CA 94118

      …and all the play cards should be sent there!