Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    So, like if you look at photos from his coronation, check out his fingers.

    Pretty sure that’s from dialysis. I do know it’s a pretty good indication he won’t reign as long as his mom did.