• intensely_human@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Stop apologizing for asking questions. If we accept a “I’m being friendly and not hostile here it’s a genuine question don’t hate me for asking please” tax on every single question we ever ask it’s going to slow down our entire civilization.

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      4 months ago

      I am sorry to inform you that I will have to decline your offer to collect tax from me.

      Sincerly.
      Pseudo

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        4 months ago

        See? That’s all you had to say. Just be sure to submit your Hassle Rejection Form in person at the courthouse between 2 and 4 pm next Tuesday, and you won’t have to worry about a thing. After we’ve received your paperwork we’ll email you a link to our online portal where you can sign up to not have any government horseshit to put up with.

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