Mine is from an early 2000s film called Vanilla Sky.
“The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”
Jean-Luc Picard
“A lie of omission is still a lie!!”
- Jean Luc Picard berating Wesley and also me, angry at my cats when I ask them if they knocked over the bag of treats and ate all the treats, and they refuse to answer me
There. Are. FOUR LIGHTS!! Also Jean Luc. Anytime I’m telling my SO there are 4 of something. This is probably why we can’t keep friends.
Lieutenant Worf : [referring to Admiral Satie] I believed her. I, I helped her. I did not see what she was.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Mister Worf, villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.
Lieutenant Worf : I think… after yesterday, people will not be so ready to trust her.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Maybe. But she, or someone like her, will always be with us, waiting for the right climate in which to flourish, spreading fear in the name of righteousness. Vigilance, Mister Worf - that is the price we have to continually pay.
“The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther!”
Also Jean-Luc Picard
Not from a movie, but there’s a line from The Office that really stuck with me:
“Not everything’s a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes, you just fail.”
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.
“Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”
What’s the soup de jour?
It’s the soup of the day
Mmm sounds good. I’ll have that.
Its dumb, but whenever someone mentions peaches I always hit them with “I could eat peaches for hours”. An obscure line from Face Off but for whatever reason it’s stuck in my head over all these years. No one ever gets the reference.
I think it’s “a peach,” not “peaches”
Well shit…you’re right.
I hope you’re at least doing it in a suitably creepy tone of voice.
Oh most definitely. It makes everyone feel awkward, and that’s the point.
No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try.
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
punch to stomach
That’s for trying to take credit for other people’s work!
pointing at the user doubled over in pain
Ha ha!
I have three kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids an three money!
I’m good for like the first 10 seasons, which are the best 10 seasons. I grew up on it and rewatched a lot of them as an adult. It’s funnier as an adult.
Yeah seasons 3 through 8 were the Conan O’Brien years. That’s the golden era.
But there are excellent episodes outside of that. I personally think “SE12 EP18 - Trilogy of Errors” is a top 5 episode. It’s the one where marge cuts off homer’s thumb, Milhouse finds fireworks in a cave and Lisa builds a
partygrammar robot. I haven’t seen enough of seasons beyond like 20 or so to comment on them, but Ive heard they’ve actually been hitting a solid stride since the pandemic.Linguo dead?
Linguo IS dead* 🤖
BUT WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL BART? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL??
The goggles, the do nothing!
“Certainly it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts” - Lawrence of Arabia
Im in fucking Austria. Illiterate farmers the lot of them here. Nobody has ever seen a movie in English or any other language than German.
There is nothing I can quote that they would recognise.
So alone.
Are there no German language instances?
I’m not wishing you gone, I’m wishing you could find what you want.
Oh, I’m fine right here. I’m just stuck in a country that isn’t my home or my culture. 🤷
Aziz light!
(Fifth Element)
Even as late as last year, I walked into a dark room, half shouted “Aziz!” and someone turned on a light.
He later claimed to have never heard of the movie.
“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
- Wesley Snipes as ‘Blade’ in Blade
“I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me”
Why did the hero flush the toilet?
There are just so many quotable lines from Kung Pow
“That’s a lot of nuts!”
“You go that way, I’ll go home.”
“We trained him wrong as a joke”
“If you got an ass I’ll kick it!”
“My nipples look like Milk Duds!”
“I’m a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!”
“I rock and roll, all day long, sweet Susie!”
“Leap that wall, if you’re so great!”
“I’m a nice man with happy feelings all the time!”
“I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it’s non-dairy!”
‘You go that way, I’ll go home!’ Is one I quote often and nobody ever gets. Perfect!
Every time my dog watches me eat: “Look how curious the puppy is!” (From Lilo and Stitch)
Two of my favourite lines come from “The Matador” 2005 (Arguably one of the best movies Pierce Brosnan did).
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I hate these Catholic countries. All blushy-blushy no sucky-fucky.
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I’m as serious as an erection problem.
It was a great movie. Thomas Crown, though, was the role he was born to play.
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“Technical fowl!” From that animated Adam Sandler movie about Hanukkah
