We are going to need an elf, a wizard, 1 man child, 3 hobbits and my ax. We shall call it the fellowship of the clit!
I will take the ring to Mt. Womb…though I do not know the way.
I will help you bear this burden
Fellowship of dongReddit expatriates
That’s the cervix.
I do not understand how men could have trouble finding the clitoris. It’s right the fuck there! I dive straight for it and I ain’t letting go.
Yeah! Bite down and give it a good shake!
I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say “if I go any harder, I’m going to be literally eating your pussy.”
I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn’t know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.
I’m willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I’m sure you’d get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.
As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I’m 99% sure that’s just because they don’t want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and “not finding the clit” is an easy excuse. Like, “Sorry lady, I can’t make you cum, but it’s not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain.”
Last time I visited Iceland I missed going to the national penis museum and I still think about what I missed to this day
You still think about penises?
(same)
Found her https://maps.app.goo.gl/7esvkC7tGCfg9bfJ9?
Domnului, huh?
North end of the museum. Just look for the little man in a canoe.
Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"
all together now boys “where’s that?”
Fucking hell. I wasn’t born with much but I was born with the gift of humour and I’m not gonna waste this like he di.
I’m pretty sure that’s the joke he was making
It 100% is the joke being made in the past.
Too subtle for me
In this case the “Oh no” implies he won’t be able to find it
Bro, they’re next door
This store is dark and smells bad, are you sure?
Next door in the other direction
“Can’t find the clitoris” is kind of a boomer joke tbh.
Lost and gone forever