• Limfjorden@feddit.dk
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    2 months ago

    This is like when we Danes tell jokes about Swedes and Norwegians, I assume.

    Like this: How many Norwegians to change a light bulb in the ceiling?

    Answer

    Three; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      2 months ago

      As a Virginian, we tell West Virginian and Kentuckian jokes. How many west virginians to change a lightbulb?

      !Whole family, one to hold the bulb, the rest to turn the shack!<

      How many Kentuckian does it does tocl change a lightbulb?

      ! I’m not sure, you’d have to convince them it isn’t magic first!<

      • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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        2 months ago

        Raised in Maryland, same kinds of jokes we tell about West Virginia, lmao.

        A West Virginian boy got mad at a Marylander, so he threw a stick of dynamite at the Maryland boy. The Marylander picked it up, lit it, and threw it back.