Honestly I love all those Peter and quagmire Simon and Garfunkel songs. Don’t like family guy anymore but “I can’t poop in strange places” still echoes through my head sometimes

I don’t understand Pop Tarts, I’ve tried them, and they just seem like badly made pastries, in the event of an apocalypse I can understand eating them, and twinkies, but aside from that, I’m baffled at how they are so popular and enduring

I’m constantly baffled that Pop Tart has yet to make a Double Stuf version of Pop Tarts so that they actually include the amount of filling that people want them to contain