One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
Always sit, are you kidding? No way I’m peeing standing up with the lights off.
I broke my ankle a while back and it never healed properly. Since then I’ve appreciated the relief of sitting to pee.
Also, even if you don’t see it, it splashes everywhere.
That’s why you just pee in the sink
This does not seem like an effective way to reduce splashing.
Disagree. The more parallel your stream is to the surface it’s hitting, the less likelihood of a splash. It’s hard to get a good angle in a toilet unless you really try. It’s very easy to do that in a sink at or slightly below dick level.
This is written by someone who a. Is tall enough to piss straight in the sink and b. Is not a grower.
I pee in the shower, harder to miss when drunk.
