I’ve got the entire collection of Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances, along with every programme Fred Dibnah ever did
You’re welcome to them to get you started as long as the site wallpaper is fine bone china with hand painted periwinkles
I’ve got the entire collection of Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances, along with every programme Fred Dibnah ever did
You’re welcome to them to get you started as long as the site wallpaper is fine bone china with hand painted periwinkles
Whaur the fuck did ye think The Proclaimers came fae?
Yeah, it was about a hamster called Grignotin
No idea what it was called and it was only 45 years later I found out that “grignoter” is French for “to nibble”
Nothing
Apart from actual fucking pizza maybe
I would rather shite in my own hands and clap than buy a “pizza” from those fucking abominations
Pizza is a massive cash-grab as it is; they’re so easy to make with very few ingredients. Why the fuck would you just hand money to shareholders like that?!?
made it better
“Had to have it simplified because we’re a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic”
No idea who that is, no idea why people give attention to ragebaiters
The Auchtermuchty Stepladder will change your life
Which? - the UK consumer advice group, did an investigation into this and found that 92% of items they checked had been cheaper within the previous year than they were on Black Friday
Apparently we have the Nazis to thank (?) for that. It was going to be pulled down but it made a very good radio transmitter antenna, so it stayed up
The three tensest films I’ve seen -
Flight of the Phoenix (original B&W one)
Duel (Spielberg’s first film)
And one with David Wotsisname that plays Poirot but he’s a terrorist on a plane
And - One Step Beyond
I’ve installed a few, and you do have to test them somehow.
Best way is a long piece of grass, hold it about 30cm down and touch the other end to the fence. Most you get is a little tingle
In these heady days of internet porn, this sounds like such an innuendo
And you wonder why your dog is so fucked up lol
German
I’m guessing a yank whose great great great great great great grandfather once wiped his cock on a strudel
Deepl is better than Google Translate for your reply, btw
Fuckin everyone uses the metric system
Omg you spelt his name wrong!
Christ on a bike, where to start?
The song is called Teenage Kicks. It’s about wanking.
The comment about fish oil does nothing except prove you to be a condescending cunt. (“Condescending” means you talk down to other people)
No idea why you mentioned downvotes
I, like the vast, VAST majority of people on earth, have no idea who Mr Gore or Mr Snyder are.
Seems a bit unnecessary when you could just dress the ivy up like schoolkids and the yanks would wipe it out in a week
(Yes, we’re going to keep making these jokes until yous apathetic cunts DO SOMETHING)