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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    technically right which any pedant will tell you is the best kind of right.

    As a part-time pedant (is there a thing?) I think I love this statement; even if I hate myself for doing so.

    • MapleEngineer@lemmy.caOP
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      One of my favourite jokes for pedants.

      What’s blue, hangs on the wall, and whistles?

      Pedant: I don’t know, what’s blue, hangs on the wall, and whistles?

      A herring.

      Pedant: But a herring isn’t blue.

      So you paint blue.

      Pedant: But a herring doesn’t hang on the wall!

      So you nail it to the wall.

      Pedant: BUT A HERRING DOESN’T WHISTLE!!!

      So a herring doesn’t whistle. It’s a joke!