It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog
Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat
Gf and I are dogsitting a giant dumbass poodle tonight. I feel you.
Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.
I see your Poodle, and raise you a Podenco
Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?
I don’t know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren’t familiar with.
The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.
A Chinese Crested ?
Yes that one
My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she’s a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I’m still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can’t deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.
This one isn’t my mom’s dog, but it’s similar:
Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.
I feel like this witch should say “Foiled!” more often.
Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.
She is sooo screwed!
I saw a video of 3 goodest boys maul a guy to death one time.
Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, just scratch it occasionally. Ok, and bite it.
I had a friend with a cat that would climb onto your lap and sit there and pur and then, at a random time, bite your hand and run away. True evil.
!witchymemes@lemmy.world will probably like it :)
This is excellent
My dog would do it. She’s evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.
She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.
We love her, but she’s very definitely evil.
Dogs like squeaky toys because the squeaks remind them of the death screams of small animals.
Get that dog from The Thing.
It’s not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.