Well hopefully Susan will bring in some dictator shaped cupcakes at least.

We better at least get off for a national dictator day out of this whole debacle.

Be awkward by having a right hand but no right arm…

I NFT’d in your mom’s pussy last night

Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

I use fireproof safe (good one) and annual backup to that.

Indeed

Piss yes, but know what that stripe is on your lobster tail?

They don’t like you either

“Just get me the cheapest stethoscope you can find and I’m good.”

-Regretful physician

If I don’t feel like I can have a good mutual laugh during, I’m not interested. Not many people I personally can achieve that kind of chemistry with in one night.

I give people that can pull of casual sex like this a lot of credit. I’m not old fashioned, I’d just be anxious as heck about an intimate moment being one of the only things I’m being judged upon by another person. It’s such a hard thing to practice and be truly good at (it’s inherently awkward, and porn certainly doesn’t count as practice). It’s a joke, but comments like this just make it feel almost like a competition. I’d feel like I was taking a big exam or on stage without a rehearsal.

? Doesn’t bother you at all before it gets that long?

OP came here to ask a question not to listen to you brag.

Obv the middle one.

Cold weather. Dog that needs two hands on leash and no sidewalk so carrying a flashlight. Needs a dedicated pocket. Also, while these dog aliens have definitely enslaved us, I like the modicum of dignity provided by not visibly showcasing that I’m carrying a dangling bag of their poo I picked up.

Still profitable you say? Sounds like a slap on the wrist is due here and we let the exploitation continue!

Assuming it’s sealed in a plastic bag and the night before collection, who cares? The alternative is carrying around a warm poop bag in your coat pocket until you get home. Seems completely reasonable to take care of it this way on trash night. If it’s not meeting those above two criteria, then hell yeah, it’s time for a new hood ornament.

It’s a poem

So many rules!