I’ve scored more than that this year for my dog shit league too. No ones writing any articles about it though!

Ronaldo (and Messi because apparently you can’t mention one without people jumping at you about the other) have essentially semi retired and both are just seeing out their careers in weak leagues.

Messi has just gone to the MLS to have a bit of fun with his old mates and Ronaldo is just getting paid to pad out his stats.