The year is 2030.
Players lay two matches a day.
They retire at 24 and look like grand-fathers

Dont mind it too much for the multimillionaire players. But this really sucks for the normal people working. the catering, the stewards, the people cleaning. Hope they atleast get a good bonus for working on christmas.

No issue with this whatsoever.

In fact, will make a welcome change from watching the usual tripe served up on Xmas Eve.