Lemme just double check my home on that site with nuclear blast radius projections, I think I’m okay…

Jerry really messed that one up, god look at that smile

Big Steam is playing us for suckers!

I maintain all prison labor is slavery.

That’s what pretty much all prison labor is. They coerce you with “Good Time” and something to do.

It’s still slavery, it’s not like they have a real choice. Do I rot in my cell or work and maybe get out a year early? Of course I’m gonna work. I’m not getting (really) paid for it, I’m just getting punished less. Sounds a lot like indentured servitude to me, which we all agreed was slavery too.

I’ll take it

I’ve seen this. Isn’t it because of prisoner firefighters?

Fucking wild

This episode always tickles my Southern heart

I cropped out the useless commentary

I’d rock #9 every week

That’s a shame =/ I don’t really see many mtx beyond the season pass and some “DLCs” (read: a couple cars and track bits), which doesn’t feel too egregious. But I could be missing aspects of it that suck more.

At least the actual racing is fun.

I have no clue what that’s supposed to mean

Where King Gizzard?

We call em “suicide cords” in the electrical business

I know right? I moved away from home 20 years ago and it still nailed it.

Linguistics is so cool

Oh my god, it’s the six-fingered man! Someone get Inigo Montoya into low Earth orbit right now!

You’re not a parent huh

The difference is, they choose the balaclava.

Trig isn’t that bad? It’s just about relationships between angles and triangles/circles. If you learn SOH CAH TOA and what the inverses are/mean you’ve pretty much got it.

They could at least set up a kid corral somewhere, let the little shots wear themselves out.