I think they’ve picked a side (the Dutch side) in a Steijn/Telegraaf vs Mislintat/new players battle they’ve cooked up.

And we all know Sneijder and Van der Vaart were incredible players but aren’t nearly as gifted in the brain department.

Between this, not playing players Mislintat got out of spite and the absolute shite display on the pitch Steijn is really making an effort to look awful.

Let’s just say that he was a lot better at playijg football than he is at talking about it.

Can’t find any stats for Van Dijk but the average is about 75% conversion. Surely we have players who aren’t far below average?

58% conversion rate on penalties apparently, I very much mind that one.

Also why on earth did the man who never scores take the penalty?

Oranje inwisselen voor groen, ik ben weer een Springboks fan.

5-3-2, Malen/Gakpo (maybe Depay if he’s fit again) up front, De Jong/Reijnders/Simons midfield, we have wingbacks now and plenty CB’s. I can see that work.

Weghorst can piss off.

Also this match was fucking atrocious, just godawful.