Completely overhyped player! The only thing he has is that he’s pretty marketable

Oh, how I’ve missed you! My beautiful pre match thread!!

I’m a simple man, I don’t even need too many red cards to be happy. Just Rodri getting a red should suffice

I don’t have slurred speech but I speak really really fast to the point when I end up swallowing words. When I speak to a stranger or random person I make a conscious effort to speak slowly. And people don’t really realize I’m actually speaking way slower than I normally do coz I’ve managed to sound normal.

I only speak at my ‘normal fast pace’ with my family, close friends and girlfriend who can all understand me

Completely agree with the mind being faster than my ability to articulate. That’s basically how it is in my case. Must be horrible being a commentator with slurred speech. Glad he’s in a better place now

Surprising they found him in a bar tbh. Guess he was hiding in a place they’ll least expect him

Yussss lol