The fall of Ajax will be studied. They are absolutely honking.

Man Utd are as good as out of the CL, possibly Europe, after this. No way they’re winning in Turkey and Bayern will beat them at Old Trafford.

Erik ten Hag might actually go.

Football Twitter acting like Micah Richards and Jamie Carragher are the funniest thing since Richard Pryor’s stand-up has done irreparable damage to punditry.

Steijn was a disaster, but it’s not just the manager that’s the problem. Selling all your best players year after year eventually catches up to you when the next crop coming through aren’t as good.

Hope Arsenal get the winner now. You deserve fuck all if you’re 2-0 up and don’t see it out.

City will win this league by at least ten points. All this Arsenal/Spurs/Liverpool stuff is just noise.

Arteta has to big brain this and sub Raya for Ramsdale because if Ramsdale then concedes it will be hilarious.

Arteta simply doesn’t have it, I’m afraid.

Conor Gallagher has single-handedly ran Rice, Odegaard and Jorginho ragged.

Zinchenko hooked at halftime. He is genuinely shite. Insane how much of a pass he gets because he’s a weirdo passion merchant.

Redknapp/Carragher/Neville/whichever daft cunt they’ve trotted out to talk shite: We need to start protecting referees. The abuse they get is ridiculous.

Redknapp/Carragher/Neville/whichever daft cunt they’ve trotted out to talk shite two minutes later: THAT CLEAR HANDBALL WAS NEVER A HANDBALL! WE MUST DEBATE THIS FOR DAYS!

I am bored of these daft pundits constantly talking about how refs get a hard time, then they debate every fucking decision the refs make for weeks on end.

Of course it was a fucking handball. Where do you draw the line at this point? Aye he was jumping, but his hand was outstretched and the ball clearly hit it. Not everything has to be this four week debate.

The hype generated around Kompany has hurt him massively. Of course Burnley were going to struggle this season, but pundits were talking like he was the new Guardiola.