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  • I think randomness seems to work better than their algorithm. Youtube didn't recommend Cayley Odle because of anything I'd watched before, but ... damn.

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    Colombus was a Bastard Man.
  • Specifically, Columbus was the first transatlantic slaver - although he went in the nontraditional West-to-East direction. And was imprisoned by Queen Isabel for that shit.

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    Hooooooooooooooooooot
  • it condenses when it hits colder air and falls back to the ground in liquid state, thus removing itself from the atmosphere

    Oh sure ... blame it on the rain.

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    more proof that they are just opossums with armour
  • This is random but my graduate school program had an annual cookout event called the Armadillo Roast which featured an actual barbecued armadillo (along with more conventional meats). I tried some and it tasted like sweeter dark meat chicken. Then I learned that that particular armadillo had been found as roadkill and that armadillos can carry leprosy and that it can possibly be transmitted by eating it. These facts did not improve my mood that day.

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    Cognitive dissonance
  • In my fundamentalist upbringing, people would bring up the “divine mystery” of the Trinity as a kind of proof of the truth of Christianity. As in, the fact that the Trinity cannot be explained must mean that it is beyond our human comprehension, and if it’s beyond our comprehension, it must be divine.

    My mom feels exactly this way and she's not even a fundie - she's just an Episcopalian.

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    Cognitive dissonance
  • My favorite Apocryphal Jesus story was when teenage Jesus got pissed at his friend and killed him, friend's mom bitched to Jesus' mom about this, so Jesus brought the friend back to life. Just imagine if White People Twitter had been around back then.

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    Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*
  • Back in the '90s you could apparently send a letter to Michael Jordan by just addressing it "Michael Jordan" and nothing else. I think the poop cup works kind of the same.

    Note that I am not telling you to mail your poop to Michael Jordan.

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    Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*
  • Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.

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    Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*
  • I just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.

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    Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*
  • I miss wearing short-sleeved graphic tees over long-sleeved white tees. Everybody reminisces about the '90s flannel shirts but I feel the dual tees thing was more representative of that era.

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    Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*
  • I drive a 25-year-old car and the only reason I'm able to play music from my phone on the car's sound system is that it was built to accommodate a 6-disc CD changer in the trunk. For $50 I was able to hook up an accessory that plugs into the changer port and fools the car stereo into thinking the audio signal from the phone is actually coming from a CD changer. Unfortunately my newest phone of course has no 3.5mm audio jack and the USB-C adapter has like a third the maximum volume of a normal plug. Oh well, better for my hearing at least.

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