This is one of my favorite Youtube videos of all time, not just because of the Village People intro but also because Rupert Holmes was so coked out he tucked his sport coat into his pants.
When I started driving a school bus I would wave to everyone driving a vehicle that requires a CDL, thinking we were all part of the same brotherhood. Turns out we're not, unless giving the middle finger is a brotherhood of sorts.
I'd rather die running, but I recently had to quit because of arthritis in my knee. So I guess I'll just have to die biking.
The last movie that made me cry was The Lego Movie. I think there's something wrong with me.
I'm 57 and I bike 25 or 50 miles four days out of every five, and I work out at the gym every day. I had stretches when I was a decade or two younger where I did nothing but eat and smoke pot and I weighed forty to fifty pounds more than I do now; during those stretches I felt like I was 80 and hurt all over all the time. Sometimes older folks have severe injuries that prevent them from doing anything physical and the decay just adds up, but for a lot of people being sedentary creates the illusion that aging is unstoppable. Of course it is unstoppable ultimately, but you can sure as fuck do a lot to slow it down.
The double-space between "Excel" and "of" is what hurts me. Such a boss thing to do.
He explained to me that one mushroom was edible and delicious. And that it could be found in the forests in the United States. The other, identical looking mushroom can be found in European forests. That one liquifies your internal organs and causes you to shit yourself to an agonising death.
Oh god, this wasn't "chicken of the woods" (big orange mushroom that grows out of dead tree trunks), was it? Adam Ragusea did a video not long ago about it and acknowledged that mushrooms could be dangerous but figured this one was so easy to identify that there was no risk to telling people to forage it. Even if a mistake is a one-in-a-million chance, the dude has like 2.5 million subscribers so he might have killed 2 or 3 people with it.
legitimizing the outrage
Was there even any outrage? The only news I read was about Jack Black canceling the concerts, nothing about Kyle Gass' original comment.
This was a somewhat interesting read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_(comic_strip)
I had no idea Nancy had a last name (Ritz).
FWIW it wasn't the Germans flying overhead that led to the shitty food and not much of it - it was the Germans in their submersible tin cans that were the big problem.
why is it always the monitor to get beat
Because it's within arm's reach and the developers aren't.
Shorts are pretty annoying in general, but I'll be damned if they're not great for presenting a recipe in a very short amount of time. Like, you don't need to see the chef dicing four whole onions in real time.
I have a theory that for 2016 they hired Trump ostensibly for a mockumentary where he runs for President and they only told him he was actually President the day after the election. Or maybe they still haven't told him.
It takes a tough man to worry about his shoes after getting shot at.
Tenacious D ... ixie Chicks