Man I’m dead

It might sound a bit plastic but I support spurs whenever they’re not playing us. One because I know they aren’t winning the league defeating us. Second I can’t help but empathize with them. I am an Indian and I support a similar team to Spurs in the IPL(Indian Premier League) , Royal Challengers Banglore (RCB). They have never won IPL despite being one of the best sides , having arguably the greatest player of this era(Virat Kohli) along with the other two of the best T20 batters of all time, also having the third largest fanbase of any team. So yeah I always support spurs when they’re not playing City.

I don’t know why you are being downvoted lol I found it hilarious. People do know it’s sarcasm right?

Brilliant from Wan Bissaka