This justification for your success being due to modern slavery, brutality and authoritarianism is incredible.

Forgetting that your fans and players sing a song about a man brutally attacked by Roma ultras resulting in brain damage of course. Heart and soul of the club indeed.

So according to your own logic, you’re well chuffed about all of this.

chef’s kiss

It’s good to see you’re such a bunch of scumbags, you’re willing to use a horrific tragedy to justify taking blood money while taking the moral high ground. Impressive.

I definitely would. Like I say, my Dad now supports Marine.

Some people have principles. I wouldn’t support Liverpool if they were bought out. I’d probably go non league like my Dad (who went non league after the owners tried to trademark the word “Liverpool” and put prices up). Got a lot of respect for my Dad for that.

But yeah, being a sportswashing project would be the very last straw. Football is already a soulless entity as it is.